February 2012
These fried noodles I made are like heaven oh sweet dicks.
ancientkawaiians:
>blows violently into hot pocket
>takes bite
>SATAN HAS LITERALLY TAKEN CONTROL OF MY MOUTH AND IT IS NOW THE SAME TEMPERATURE AS HELL ITSELF
kawaiianislands:
somebody come confess their undying love for me
hussies-prostate replied to your photo: Gender bent human Kanaya.
wow qt
omfg wut omsfsbobfopsf
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zeiti replied to your photo: PEELZ HERE.
i red penis instead of pains.
PENIS RELIEVER…………..OMFG………..
Overweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Awesome, you're so inspiring for young ladies. Everybody should feel beautiful no matter what size they are!
Underweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Eww, you're gross! Stop promoting eating disorders and go eat a burger instead. Don't you know guys don't like skeletons?
rainbow-massacre replied to your post: rainbow-massacre replied to your photo: PEELZ…
GRABBIN PEELZ XD
LOUISH….
PEEELZ.
rainbow-massacre replied to your photo: PEELZ HERE.
oh fuck yes xD
I’M PREPARED.
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the music i listen to that people at my school call "garbage": I'll build my way out of your demise, these dreams are my castles, not the walls you built up around me. When I look at my watch, I know time is gold, it can't be pawned and it can't be sold.
the music that people at my school listen to: ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass wobbledy wobbledy wa wobble wobble
penotbutter:
Me when I first joined tumblr: This is a rather interesting website. I hope to be outgoing and make many new friends here, as well as maintaining my blog. Oh look, somebody is shipping something. Not that I care. I dont ship, but to each his own. Also I type like this.
Me now: mI OTP„, ON MI DASH„ omg butt tuchign„ god bless„
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Reblog and bold what applies to you;
ask-hiroki-kamijo:
My personality:
I’m loud.
I’m obnoxious.
I’m sarcastic.
I’m cocky.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
For the most part I don’t like people.
I’m easy to get along with.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked.
I’ve smoked weed.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room daily.
My appearance:
I wear makeup.
I wear a piece of jewellery at all times.
I wear...
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nolifemathias replied to your post: I was explaining my boyfriend Homestuck and…
PROTECT ME TOMOE!
I WILL.
I was explaining my boyfriend Homestuck and he recognized it and told me he wasn’t interested in it. GOOD. The fandom is scary and I must protect him from the horrors.
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